Jimmy Fallon's "Thank You Notes" are hilarious. These short, subtle and randomly thought-up thank you notes are like mini Seinfeld episodes, and bound to strike a chord with any sense of humor. Here are a few I've gathered where he's referenced fitness/nutrition etc. Have any creative ones of your own? Add'em in the comments below!
- "Thank you, gym, for being exactly like my grandpa—always there for me, even though I only visit you twice a year."
- "Thank you, gym that I go to. On the plus side, your treadmills have TVs on them. On the down side, your TVs have treadmills on them."
- "Thank you, brisk, rejuvenating, five mile run I had this morning… in my dream, right before I woke up and got a bear claw at Starbucks."
- “Thank you, protein bars. I know you are just a candy bar. You know you are just a candy bar. But I’m glad we can share a delicious chocolaty lie together.”
- "Thank you, fitness tracking devices, for letting me know exactly how long I sat on the couch today"
- "Thank you, first week in January, for being the one week of the year when there are people at my gym who are fatter than I am.”
- "Thank you, living on campus, for a gym membership that's included with my full-time student status and is walking distance from my room!"
As dedicated and passionate as we are about training, some of the day by day, session after session, and gym to gym quirks you can encounter are hilarious given the right perspective. Any funny, quirky, or annoyingly humorous "Thank You Notes" about training out there? Channel Jimmy Fallon and drop them here!

